E.L.: [trying to convince Josh to have sex with Beth] Your dick will never forgive you.
E.L.: [bends down to talk to Josh's dick] What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new?
E.L.: [pretends to be Josh's dick with squeaky high pitched voice] It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.
E.L.: [bends down to talk to Josh's dick] What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new?
E.L.: [pretends to be Josh's dick with squeaky high pitched voice] It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.
E.L.: [trying to convince Josh to have sex with Beth] Your dick will never forgive you.
E.L.: [bends down to talk to Josh's dick] What do you think little man? Don't you ever want to experience something new?
E.L.: [pretends to be Josh's dick with squeaky high pitched voice] It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.
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