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Kyle: Well, we had a few drinks, danced a little, and... y'know.
E.L.: No, we don't know. Why don't you tell us?
[Kyle reaches into his bag and pulls out an oversized pair of leopard-print panties]
E.L.: What the hell is that?! Did you kill a cheetah?
Kyle: What? No, these are her underwear! She gave them to me! [puts them up to his face and sniffs them, much to everyone's disgust] I boinked her!
E.L.: ... "boinked"?
[Everyone laughs, including Kyle who is still too proud to care]
Josh: Well, Kyle, I certainly hope you got all the "boinking" out of your system, because we got a lot of driving to do today, guys.


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