"The Humans Are Dead" by quotes

View Quote Robot 1: It is the distant future,The year two thousand.We are robots.The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late '90s.There is no more unhappiness.Robot 2: Affirmative.Robot 1: We no longer say yes;Instead we say affirmative.Robot 2: Yes—er-a-affirmative.Robot 1: Unless we know the, uh, other robot really well.Robot 2: There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.Robot 1: Well, there's no more elephants, so...Robot 2: Uh—Robot 1: But still it's good.There's only one kind of dance: "the robot".Robot 2: Oh, and the robo-boogie—Robot 1: And the robo-—two kinds of dances.Robot 2: But there are no more humans.

View Quote Chorus: Finally, robotic beings rule the worldThe humans are dead.The humans are dead.We used poisonous gasesAnd we poisoned their asses.The humans are dead.Robot 1: The humans are dead.Chorus: The humans are dead.Robot 1: They look like they're dead.Chorus: It had to be done—Robot 1: I'll just confirm that they're dead.Chorus: —So that we could have fun.Robot 1: Affirmative.  I poked one.  It was dead.