John Patrick Mason quotes
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I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you ever got past puberty.
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I've been in jail longer than Nelson Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for President?
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The Rock has become a tourist attraction?
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I can't cut anyone's balls off with a trimmer now, can I?
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Womack! Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit?
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Welcome to the rock!
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Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen!
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Now Womack, you're between The Rock, and a hard case. How's your bowling arm?
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And...this is not combat. It's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a ****ing idiot.