The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

64 total quotes

Janet
Magenta
Riff Raff
The Criminologist

View Quote [singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.

View Quote I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.

View Quote It's just a jump to the left.

View Quote [reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed... its slave.

View Quote [Last spoken lines.] And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.

View Quote You're wet. (after observing an obviously drenched Brad and Janet)

View Quote [singing] It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll.

View Quote Everything in is readiness, Master. We merely await your... word.

View Quote MERCYYYYYYY!

View Quote You know this earthling? [correcting himself.] This... person?

View Quote [laughing with Magenta]"Hahahahahah- shut up!"

View Quote [singing] Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beam.

View Quote You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky! WE'RE ALL LUCKY! [laughs.]

View Quote It's so dreamy / Oh, fantasy, free me! / So you can't see me / No, not at all. In another dimension, / With voyueristic intention, / Well secluded, I see all.

View Quote Come along, the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. [beat.] Shift it!