Wheeler: You know what's great about this job?
Danny: You mean besides nothing?
Wheeler: We're making the world a better place.
Danny: How?
Wheeler: You know, give the kids an energy boost to stay off drugs.
Danny: We're selling them nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can, what an accomplishment.
Wheeler: Feels good, doesn't it. Plus it's totally easy to do hung over. I could do this job forever.
Danny: If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
Danny: You mean besides nothing?
Wheeler: We're making the world a better place.
Danny: How?
Wheeler: You know, give the kids an energy boost to stay off drugs.
Danny: We're selling them nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can, what an accomplishment.
Wheeler: Feels good, doesn't it. Plus it's totally easy to do hung over. I could do this job forever.
Danny: If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
Wheeler: You know what's great about this job?
Danny: You mean besides nothing?
Wheeler: We're making the world a better place.
Danny: How?
Wheeler: You know, give the kids an energy boost to stay off drugs.
Danny: We're selling them nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can, what an accomplishment.
Wheeler: Feels good, doesn't it. Plus it's totally easy to do hung over. I could do this job forever.
Danny: If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
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