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Mercutio: [after rolling in white sand] And voila, I am a Capulet!
Benvolio: Great, you look just like a Capulet. We're gonna die!
Benvolio: Great, you look just like a Capulet. We're gonna die!
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Montague: Mercutio, what do you suppose is the matter with my son?
Mercutio: What, young Romeo? I think he swallowed a little sushi and it went down the wrong pipe, y'know what I'm talkin' about?
Benvolio: You know, too many sea slugs can be bad for your digestion.
Mercutio: What, young Romeo? I think he swallowed a little sushi and it went down the wrong pipe, y'know what I'm talkin' about?
Benvolio: You know, too many sea slugs can be bad for your digestion.
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[about the shark] I think he's suffering from Attention Defecit Disorder.
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[laughing hysterically, about the Prince] Yo, Blubber Butt! I wonder how deep the ocean is when you're not in it?
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The prince is so stupid, that if he fell off a cliff, he'd have to stop halfway for directions!