Michele Weinberger quotes

View Quote You know, even though we've watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.

View Quote You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge.

View Quote You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.

View Quote For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says "shit" a lot. You know?