Guildenstern : The law of probabilities states that if six monkeys were … if six monkeys were … Rosencrantz : Game? Guildenstern : Were they? Rosencrantz : Are you? Guildenstern : Game. The law of probabilities states that if six monkeys were thrown up in the air for long enough, they would land on their tails about as often as they would land on their … Rosencrantz : Heads. Guildenstern : Which even at first glance doesn't strike one as a particularly rewarding speculation in either sense … even without the monkeys. I mean, you wouldn't bet on it. I mean, I would, but you wouldn't.

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