Rounders quotes

33 total quotes

Lester "Worm" Murphy
Mike McDermott
Other
Teddy KGB

View Quote [before inviting Worm up to his place]
Mike: All right, listen. Things haven't been so smooth on the homefront, so tone it down a litte, alright?
Worm: Tone down what, mother****er?
Mike: Great, nevermind..

View Quote [last lines of the movie]
Taxi Driver: Vegas, huh?
Mike: Yep.
Taxi Driver: Good luck, man.
Mike: [narrating] People insist on calling it luck. [to taxi driver] Thanks. [narrating] First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million dollars. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But I'm going to find out.

View Quote [first line of the movie] Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then YOU are the sucker.

View Quote [speaking for Johnny Chan] Did you have it?

View Quote Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' ****in' Sputnick.

View Quote I like to hide and that's part of the fun for me.

View Quote I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

View Quote Johnny ****in' Chan.

View Quote Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied.

View Quote Kid's got alligator blood.

View Quote Mr. son of a bitch! Let's play some cards!

View Quote Very ag-re-essive.

View Quote Wait, did [Jo] split on you? Oh god..[sees Mike's bed] Oh my god. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

View Quote We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?

View Quote Why do you think the same nine people end up at the final table at the World Series of Poker? Are they the nine luckiest guys in Vegas?