Eli Cash quotes

View Quote You're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.

View Quote She's married, you know. And she's your sister.

View Quote Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius? Do you especially think I'm not a genius? . . . You didn't even have to think about it, did you?

View Quote [immediately after wrecking his car] Where's my shoe?

View Quote Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

View Quote [reading part of his newest novel at a press conference] The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "VÃ¡monos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddle****. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

View Quote [while running away from an intervention] Skiddly, skiddly!

View Quote [speaking to Margot] I'm not in love with you any more.

View Quote Mar: I didnt think you ever were.
Eli: Let's not make this harder than it already is.
Mar: Ok.
Eli: Ok what?
Mar: Ok, I'm not in love with you any more either.
Eli: I know. You're in love with Richie, which is sick and gross.
Mar: Do you send my mother your clippings? And your grades in ---
Eli: Please stop belittling me. You never gave me the time of day until I started getting good reviews.
Mar: The reviews aren't that good.
Eli: But the sales are.