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Angelica: You know, not all dogs go to heaven.
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Charlotte: You know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a..."
[phone rings]
Charlotte: Hello?
[phone rings]
Charlotte: Hello?
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Chuckie: Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
[Pause]
Phil: So?
[Pause]
Phil: So?
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Igor: [gets off the circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys. I get us coffee.
Serge: No, Igor. You stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.
Igor: Nyet! Monkeys watch you, I GET COFFEE!
[cut to inside the diner, both men are drinking coffee and eating donuts; their train is in the view of the window, as the monkeys climb out and on top of the train]
Serge: I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: Nyet. It is better in Kiev.
Serge: No. It's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!
Serge: No, Igor. You stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.
Igor: Nyet! Monkeys watch you, I GET COFFEE!
[cut to inside the diner, both men are drinking coffee and eating donuts; their train is in the view of the window, as the monkeys climb out and on top of the train]
Serge: I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: Nyet. It is better in Kiev.
Serge: No. It's better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: Nothing is better in St. Petersburg!
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Lou: In my day, we has plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.
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Minka: [after seeing the "Aquatic Emersion Room"] She having a baby! Not a gefilte fish!
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Phil: Which way to the hopsicle?
Tommy: We're not going to the hopsicle!
Chuckie: Well, we're going somewheres!
Tommy: We're not going to the hopsicle!
Chuckie: Well, we're going somewheres!
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Stu: Okay, so maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.
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[Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes]
Angelica: They've taken Cynthia, Spike. Come on, you're gonna be my Butthound.
Angelica: They've taken Cynthia, Spike. Come on, you're gonna be my Butthound.
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[Dil begins to grunt and grimace; his face has turned dark pink]
Lil: Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again.
Tommy: Oh no! Dil, are you ok?
Phil: I think he's gonna explode.
Dil: Poopie.
Tommy: What?
Dil: [shouts] POOPIE!
[A pooping sound can be heard]
Everyone: EWW!
Tommy: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie!
Phil: What do you mean, "we?"
Lil: Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again.
Tommy: Oh no! Dil, are you ok?
Phil: I think he's gonna explode.
Dil: Poopie.
Tommy: What?
Dil: [shouts] POOPIE!
[A pooping sound can be heard]
Everyone: EWW!
Tommy: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie!
Phil: What do you mean, "we?"
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[Reporter Rex Pester displays photos as he talks]
Rex: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace. I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more Big Action News!
Rex: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace. I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more Big Action News!
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[Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest]
Drew: What is it, huh, an electric sponge?
Stu: Of course not! That was last year.
Drew: What is it, huh, an electric sponge?
Stu: Of course not! That was last year.
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We're off the see the lizard.