Ricky Tan quotes
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I hate that fortune cookie shit.
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Imagine a business where people hand you money and you hand them back absolutely nothing. Now that's the real American dream."
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Thanks to the most beautiful U.S. Customs agent, I'm back in business.
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(To Carter) You Americans are so funny.
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(To Lee) The problem with partners is, they die. As will you.