Chief Inspector Lee quotes
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If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?
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The ambassador is my responsibility!
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Sorry. I don't know him.
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I'm not constipated anymore!
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Oh, shit.
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You're glad we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.
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Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
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My ass still hurts.