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My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. But my safety's Harvard.
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Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks. That's all anyone really cares about.
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I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
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[Introducing his play "Heaven and Hell"] Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
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[to Dr. Peter] I was punched in the face. What's your excuse?
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[to Rosemary] So we both have dead people in our families.
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[to Rosemary] I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!
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Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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I wrote a hit play!
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[to Rosemary] Rushmore was my life, now you are.
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You think I got kicked out for just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you wanna know something else? It was worth it.