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[Mary is going into labor and is being carried into an ambulance]
Paramedic: I only got room for one of you.
Dean: I'm the father.
Patrick: I'm her boyfriend.
Mitch: [points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend.
Paramedic: That's nice, but I've still only got room for one of you.
Lillian: [climbing into the ambulance] Starting the party without me?
Paramedic: I only got room for one of you.
Dean: I'm the father.
Patrick: I'm her boyfriend.
Mitch: [points to Dean] I'm HIS boyfriend.
Paramedic: That's nice, but I've still only got room for one of you.
Lillian: [climbing into the ambulance] Starting the party without me?
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[to a cross, after discovering she's pregnant] Shit! ****! [under her breath] Goddamn.
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[to Mary regarding Dean] Come on, you're not born a gay, you're born again.
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[voiceover] Veronica was adopted by her parents when they were missionaries in Vietnam. Hilary Faye sees her as an example of God's will triumphing over a savage, Godless nation.
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[when she crashes her car] I crashed my van into Jesus!
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[when talking to Rowland about Jesus] Of course he's white.
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[when throwing a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love!