Judith: Have you ever had a girlfriend? J.D: Yes... No. Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man? J.D: Which man? Judith: Any man. J.D: You mean, like, a tall man? Judith: Sure, whatever. J.D: I don't like tall people. Judith: How about a short man? J.D: How short? Sometimes people can be too short. That's weird, like midgets. Judith: Have you fantasized about having sex with any man? Any man at all? J.D: Does that include celebrities?

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