Adam Stanheight quotes
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Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead.
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My name is Very ****ing Confused; what's your name?
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I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole.
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This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!
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My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.
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Face it, Larry, we're both bullshitters. But my camera isn't. It doesn't know how to lie. It only shows you what's put right in front of it.
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I don't give a crap if you cover yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang!