Parrot quotes

View Quote Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love.

View Quote (to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the **** up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a ****in' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself!

View Quote God damn it, what the **** did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!