Cindy's Dad : What's going on in there? Ah, ow, ow, Daddy's head is stuck, unstick Daddy's head, ow... Cindy : Dad, can you knock? Cindy's Dad : Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here! Cindy : No, no, you didn't, Dad. Cindy's Dad : Oh, it must have been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. Cindy : Yeah. Cindy's Dad : Look, I gotta leave town for a couple days, okay? No big deal, it's just that you know, that new business that I started with those plumbing guys. Cindy : Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar! Cindy's Dad : Yeah, yeah, that's right. Well, there's a problem, some money went missing and apparently some legs are gonna get broken, eh, it's just better if I lay low for a couple days. Now, if the cops raid the place... Cindy : I never heard of you. Cindy's Dad : And don't forget... Cindy : To flush your stash. Cindy's Dad : Oh, you are my little girl, I love you so much. And I left you a little something in the coffee can. Cindy : Dad... Cindy's Dad : But, remember you have to step on it before you sell it. Now what are you gonna cut it with? Cindy : Umm, baking... Cindy's Dad : Baking soda , not baking powder. 'Cause baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses. Cindy : [giggles] Dad... Cindy's Dad : You love that joke, honey. You've loved that joke since you were 2 years old. Okay, well... Cindy : Have a good trip. Cindy's Dad : Bye. Cindy : Bye.

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