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Patty: He is a lazy freeloader, and it's time for all this dysfunction to stop.
Ned: Keep it... Can't we just do this later? I mean, you know how he gets in the morning.
Patty: Ned, aren't you tired of letting people push you around?
Ned: Yes. [sighs]
Patty: Then get in there and do it! [Ned refuses, so Patty pulls the curtain aside]
Dewey: [wakes up] What? What is it?
Ned: Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and, uh, I would like your share of the rent now, please.
Dewey: Oh, man! You know I don't have it! You wake me up for that? Come on, man! [falls back asleep]
Ned: Sorry. [Patty glares at him fiercely; more sternly] Dewey! I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is.
Patty: Yeah, try $2,200!
Dewey: Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime. We're gonna win Battle of the Bands, and when I'm rolling in the Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone. Good night.
Patty: Oh, give it up! Your band has never made two cents!
Ned: Patty, come on! I'm on this!
Patty: Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you!
Dewey: Mommy, could we please talk about this later?
Patty: Uh, no, we can't talk about it later because Ned and I have to go to work. We have jobs. We contribute to society, all right? I am an assistant to the mayor of the city. "Hello?!"
Dewey: What?! Can you get her out of here, please? Why?! Why her?!
Patty: And Ned has the most important job there is.
Dewey: Temping?
Ned: Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp!
Dewey: He's a babysitter!
Ned: Oh, yeah, you think it's so easy? Well, I'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last one day.
Dewey: Dude, I service society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rockin' ain't no walk in the park, lady!
Patty: All right, this is useless, all right? You tell him that if he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week, he's out of here!
Ned: Dewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so... I don't know, I mean, maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something.
Dewey: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
Patty: Oh, my God, he's an idiot! [leaves]
Dewey: Dude, I've been mooching off you for years, and it's never been a problem until she showed up. Just dump her, man!
Ned: Yeah, well, if you don't come up with some money, she's gonna dump me. She's fed up.
Dewey: Really? Because that would be a good thing! She's a nightmare!
Ned: Come on! I may never have another girlfriend! I mean, just come on! Come up with some money, please! Please!
Dewey: Okay, for you. Not for her, man, for you.
Ned: Thank you.

Patty : He is a lazy freeloader, and it's time for all this dysfunction to stop. Ned : Keep it... Can't we just do this later? I mean, you know how he gets in the morning. Patty : Ned, aren't you tired of letting people push you around? Ned : Yes. [sighs] Patty : Then get in there and do it! [Ned refuses, so Patty pulls the curtain aside] Dewey : [wakes up] What? What is it? Ned : Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and, uh, I would like your share of the rent now, please. Dewey : Oh, man! You know I don't have it! You wake me up for that? Come on, man! [falls back asleep] Ned : Sorry. [Patty glares at him fiercely; more sternly] Dewey! I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is. Patty : Yeah, try $2,200! Dewey : Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime. We're gonna win Battle of the Bands, and when I'm rolling in the Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone. Good night. Patty : Oh, give it up! Your band has never made two cents! Ned : Patty, come on! I'm on this! Patty : Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you! Dewey : Mommy, could we please talk about this later? Patty : Uh, no, we can't talk about it later because Ned and I have to go to work. We have jobs. We contribute to society, all right? I am an assistant to the mayor of the city. "Hello?!" Dewey : What?! Can you get her out of here, please? Why?! Why her?! Patty : And Ned has the most important job there is. Dewey : Temping? Ned : Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp! Dewey : He's a babysitter! Ned : Oh, yeah, you think it's so easy? Well, I'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last one day. Dewey : Dude, I service society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rockin' ain't no walk in the park, lady! Patty : All right, this is useless, all right? You tell him that if he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week, he's out of here! Ned : Dewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so... I don't know, I mean, maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something. Dewey : What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars? Patty : Oh, my God, he's an idiot! [leaves] Dewey : Dude, I've been mooching off you for years, and it's never been a problem until she showed up. Just dump her, man! Ned : Yeah, well, if you don't come up with some money, she's gonna dump me. She's fed up. Dewey : Really? Because that would be a good thing! She's a nightmare! Ned : Come on! I may never have another girlfriend! I mean, just come on! Come up with some money, please! Please! Dewey : Okay, for you. Not for her, man, for you. Ned : Thank you.