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[everyone starts cheering] Male Reporter: Mystery Inc., Do you know the identity of the Evil Masked Figure behind at all?
Velma: Well, if our hunch is correct, the Evil Masked Figure is... [Daphne and Velma takes off the mask]
Evil Masked Figure/Heather: NO! [everyone gasping]
Daphne: Heather Jasper-Howe.
Scooby: Uh-huh. Huh? [Jeremiah and Patrick arrive]
Female Reporter 1: But she was at the museum when the Masked Figure was on the roof.
Daphne: [to Heather] You almost had me there, didn't you? Lucky for her, she had an assistant helping her along with her evil plans. [points at Ned] NED. [going to a flashback where Ned puts on Heather's costume] When I realized she was the Evil Masked Figure he quickly changed into her costume.
Female Reporter 2: But why did she do it?
Velma: Because, Heather-Jasper Howe is actually... [Velma peels her face off turns out it's their past foe and everyone gasps louder] ...Dr. Jonathan Jacobo. [Daphne and Shaggy gasps and shocking Jeremiah Wickles] The original Pterodactyl Ghost.
Female Reporter 3: But how do you know this?
Velma: [showing the picture] A photo. Taken of Jacobo in front of the Coolsonian. Jacobo supposedly died a year before construction even began.
Shaggy: So, Jacobo survived that fall off the prison wall.
Scooby: Yeah.
Fred: He also adapted the false Heather Jasper-Howe persona to turn the press against us!
Daphne: Then he framed poor hideous old man Wickles by putting that book and the Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.
Jeremiah Wickles: As if you getting the lead in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!
Jonathan Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza! You were to acty!
Jeremiah Wickles: AND STEALING MY TATER TOTS!!!!!
Jonathan Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!
Fred: And the real identity of Ned is... [rips his hair realizing it's himself]
Ned: OW!
Fred: NED!
Scooby: Huh?
Jonathan Jacobo: I would've gotten away with it. If it weren't for those meddling kids and the dog, two!!!!!!!!!!!! [everyone cheers Mystery Inc.]
Ned: You were a dude this whole time?
Jonathan Jacobo: Of course, dummkopf.
Ned: But, we cuddled.


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