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[While Ramona and Roxy fight Anime-style, Scott ducks over to Wallace]
Scott: Wallace?
Wallace: Uh-huh?
Scott: This is happening, right?
Wallace: Oh, yeah. [yelling] Kick her in the balls!
[As they continue fighting, Roxy grabs Ramona's hammer with her chain sword]
Roxy: I'm sending you back to Gideon in a thousand pieces, you slag! [throws the hammer out of the window] Ha! [turns around, Ramona axe-kicks her in the head and she falls to the floor.]
Ramona: I'd rather be dead than go back. He's a creep, you're a bitch, and you all deserve each other.
Roxy: Give it a rest, Ramona; This is a League game!
Ramona: Meaning?
Roxy: [stands up] Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists!
[Everyone looks at Scott expectantly]
Scott: [nervous] Uh, I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.
Ramona: You don't have a choice.
[Ramona grabs Scott and uses his arms and legs to fend off Roxy's attacks]
Roxy: Fight your own battles, lazy ass! [vanishes] [seven seconds later] Lazy ass! [re-materializes, forcing Scott and Ramona apart, and punches Scott into the rafters. He falls and lands in a pile on the ground.] Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey, some sooner than others. [raises her leg in an axe kick] Your BF's about to get F'd in the B! [brings her leg down in slow-mo]
Ramona: [voice slowed down] Her weak point's the back of her knees.
Scott: [voice slowed down] Wait, how does that work?
Ramona: [voice slowed down] Whenever we were making out, I would just--
Scott: [voice slowed down] Okay, enough!
[He prods Roxy in the back of her knee. Roxy, overcome, gasps and, while moaning, collapses on the floor and writhes.]
Roxy: You'll never... be able to do this... to heeerrr!!!
[She explodes into coins, with an orgasmic moan, thus earning Scott 4,000 points.]
Scott: Wallace?
Wallace: Uh-huh?
Scott: This is happening, right?
Wallace: Oh, yeah. [yelling] Kick her in the balls!
[As they continue fighting, Roxy grabs Ramona's hammer with her chain sword]
Roxy: I'm sending you back to Gideon in a thousand pieces, you slag! [throws the hammer out of the window] Ha! [turns around, Ramona axe-kicks her in the head and she falls to the floor.]
Ramona: I'd rather be dead than go back. He's a creep, you're a bitch, and you all deserve each other.
Roxy: Give it a rest, Ramona; This is a League game!
Ramona: Meaning?
Roxy: [stands up] Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists!
[Everyone looks at Scott expectantly]
Scott: [nervous] Uh, I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.
Ramona: You don't have a choice.
[Ramona grabs Scott and uses his arms and legs to fend off Roxy's attacks]
Roxy: Fight your own battles, lazy ass! [vanishes] [seven seconds later] Lazy ass! [re-materializes, forcing Scott and Ramona apart, and punches Scott into the rafters. He falls and lands in a pile on the ground.] Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey, some sooner than others. [raises her leg in an axe kick] Your BF's about to get F'd in the B! [brings her leg down in slow-mo]
Ramona: [voice slowed down] Her weak point's the back of her knees.
Scott: [voice slowed down] Wait, how does that work?
Ramona: [voice slowed down] Whenever we were making out, I would just--
Scott: [voice slowed down] Okay, enough!
[He prods Roxy in the back of her knee. Roxy, overcome, gasps and, while moaning, collapses on the floor and writhes.]
Roxy: You'll never... be able to do this... to heeerrr!!!
[She explodes into coins, with an orgasmic moan, thus earning Scott 4,000 points.]