[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops his coffee cup, Anime-style. Two Vegan Police Officers come in with their De-Veganizing Rays raised at Todd.]
Vegan Police Officer #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.
Todd: Wh--? That's bullroar!
Vegan Police Officer #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd: But-but, I-- It's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean--
Vegan Police Officer #1: [to Vegan Police Officer #2] Take it.
Vegan Police Officer #2: [whips out notepad] At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.
Vegan Police Officer #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.
Todd: Wh--? That's bullroar!
Vegan Police Officer #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd: But-but, I-- It's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean--
Vegan Police Officer #1: [to Vegan Police Officer #2] Take it.
Vegan Police Officer #2: [whips out notepad] At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.
[Sirens; a hole is blown into the wall. Todd drops his coffee cup, Anime-style. Two Vegan Police Officers come in with their De-Veganizing Rays raised at Todd.]
Vegan Police Officer #1 : Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #2 : Vegan Police!
Vegan Police Officer #1 : Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: Imbibement of half-and-half.
Todd : Wh--? That's bullroar!
Vegan Police Officer #1 : No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd : But-but, I-- It's only my first offence. D-Don't I get three strikes? I mean--
Vegan Police Officer #1 : [to Vegan Police Officer #2] Take it.
Vegan Police Officer #2 : [whips out notepad] At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.
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