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[after being asked what he wants] To see what your insides look like.
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[after Billy reveals himself as the killer and shoots him] Oh, ****!
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[after Casey tells him to listen to her] No, you listen to me, you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, you understand? Blonde.
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[after Gale insults Sidney and she punches her] "I'll send you a copy"—bam! Bitch went down! "I'll send you a copy"—bam! Sid, super bitch! You are so cool!
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[Casey says she's going to call the cops] They'd never make it in time!
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[in Jerry Lewis's voice] Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.
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[lighthearted, curious tone] What's your favorite scary movie? What comes to mind?
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[to Dewey] Janitor's your superior.
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[when Randy reveals that he's still alive, and Sidney says that she thought that he was dead] I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
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[when she, Tatum, and Dewey are discussing who would play her in a movie, in fact, Tori Spelling plays her character in the fictional Stab series] With my luck, I'll end up with Tori Spelling.