Samantha Jones quotes
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Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time.
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I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
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Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.
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Oh honey, you made a little joke! Good for you.
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Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking.
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So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away.
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Don't blame marriage, this one's married and she's not growing a national forest. Any thicker and you won't be able to find it.
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I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.
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This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there.
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Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?
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You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
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I could be put on death row and not have that situation.
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And the rest don't know how to screw you, trust me I've done the leg work"