Sex Drive quotes

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View Quote Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown.

View Quote Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
Ian: I can't move the other arm.
Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
Ian: Holy shit.
Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.

View Quote Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.

View Quote Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

View Quote Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.

View Quote Hey, I was born to fertilize!

View Quote Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.

View Quote Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.

View Quote I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?

View Quote I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And butt****ing.

View Quote I'm into you, and...I'm hard.

View Quote Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.

View Quote No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.

View Quote Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.

View Quote Put a little sack into it, powder puff.