Hal: You screwed me, man. I had a beautiful, caring, funny, intelligent woman, and you made her disappear!
Mauricio: No, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called "reality".
Hal: Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it. What keeps it from being real?
Mauricio: Third party perspective? Other people agreeing that its real?
Hal: Okay, let me ask you a question. Whose the all time love of your life?
Mauricio: Wonder Woman.
Hal: Okay, well lets say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right? Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?
Mauricio: Not at all. Cause I know they'd be wrong.
Hal: That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!
Mauricio: [realizing] Geez, I never thought about it that way. [laughs] Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?
Hal: [sighs] What am I gonna do?
Mauricio: Hey, hey, don't panic. We just get Tony Robbins back here. He puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya and then he puts you back under.
Hal: [relieved] Good idea.
Mauricio: In the mean time, you just have to avoid Rosemary.
Hal: Why?
Mauricio: Because if you see the real Rosemary, hypnosis is not gonna help you. I mean, its the jaws of life to get that image out of your head.
Mauricio: No, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called "reality".
Hal: Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it. What keeps it from being real?
Mauricio: Third party perspective? Other people agreeing that its real?
Hal: Okay, let me ask you a question. Whose the all time love of your life?
Mauricio: Wonder Woman.
Hal: Okay, well lets say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right? Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?
Mauricio: Not at all. Cause I know they'd be wrong.
Hal: That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!
Mauricio: [realizing] Geez, I never thought about it that way. [laughs] Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?
Hal: [sighs] What am I gonna do?
Mauricio: Hey, hey, don't panic. We just get Tony Robbins back here. He puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya and then he puts you back under.
Hal: [relieved] Good idea.
Mauricio: In the mean time, you just have to avoid Rosemary.
Hal: Why?
Mauricio: Because if you see the real Rosemary, hypnosis is not gonna help you. I mean, its the jaws of life to get that image out of your head.
Hal : You screwed me, man. I had a beautiful, caring, funny, intelligent woman, and you made her disappear!
Mauricio : No, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called "reality".
Hal : Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it. What keeps it from being real?
Mauricio : Third party perspective? Other people agreeing that its real?
Hal : Okay, let me ask you a question. Whose the all time love of your life?
Mauricio : Wonder Woman.
Hal : Okay, well lets say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right? Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?
Mauricio : Not at all. Cause I know they'd be wrong.
Hal : That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!
Mauricio : [realizing] Geez, I never thought about it that way. [laughs] Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?
Hal : [sighs] What am I gonna do?
Mauricio : Hey, hey, don't panic. We just get Tony Robbins back here. He puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya and then he puts you back under.
Hal : [relieved] Good idea.
Mauricio : In the mean time, you just have to avoid Rosemary.
Hal : Why?
Mauricio : Because if you see the real Rosemary, hypnosis is not gonna help you. I mean, its the jaws of life to get that image out of your head.
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