Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose quotes

View Quote Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.

View Quote Hey, can I have some salt and Perrier? I just spilled my wine on Mary Fisher, you know, the famous author!

View Quote [reading from one of Fisher's novels] "She entwined her limbs about him, as ivy might wrap itself around some massive pillar. When his love nectar was spent, they drifted into the bliss of sleep."

View Quote Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!

View Quote Mary Fisher's mother had been enjoying a long, untroubled sleep. It was time to wake her up.

View Quote Sad Mary Fisher. She's learning that men that burn so hot for a mistress cool off fast when the mistress starts acting like a wife.

View Quote I've always found that justice serves those who serve themselves.

View Quote Poor Bob, I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

View Quote So it's true people really can change. Of course you can't expect miracles.