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Zach: What was that?
Laney: I was busy.
Zach: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney: I did not wig.
Zach: Oh, there was major wiggage.
Laney: I was busy.
Zach: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney: I did not wig.
Zach: Oh, there was major wiggage.
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All you have left is a C minus GPA with a Wonderbra.
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Am I a bet? Am I a ****ING BET?
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Dean: One second, you're Zach Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zach Siler, bitch-boy.
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Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.
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Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.
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I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
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It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.
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Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?
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So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.
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Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.
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Stalking is illegal in all 50 states[1]
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Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.