She's the Man quotes

21 total quotes

View Quote [to Monique in dorms] : Let me introduce myself. [in the shower room to Viola as Sebastian] : "I'm Malcolm Festes. Dorm director. Shower shoes are to be worn at all times in the shower room except when in the actual shower. Did you not read your dorm life phamphlet? It was in your cubby."

View Quote [to Monique on the phone] "Hey Monique it's Sebastian. I don't know if Viola told you, but I'm in London, but I'm coming home a day early. Hey listen, we really need to talk!"

View Quote Girls with asses like mine, do not talk to boys with faces like yours.

View Quote Sexual tension, male-female dynamics...all part of the high school experience.

View Quote Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

View Quote Well he must be half way to China by now he showed us his willis & doodleberries Malcom, have you ever tried to run away in heels? not that easy. not that easy.