Inspector Jacques Clouseau quotes

View Quote Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

View Quote [after getting his hand caught in a spinning globe] Look at that. I have Africa all over my hand.

View Quote I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.

View Quote Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate out training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no quarter.

View Quote Prison is bad enough, without, uncomfortable furniture.