Clouseau : [Arriving at Camp Sunshine] I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area. Camp Attendant : Not unless you take off your clothes... Clouseau : You, sir, are under arrest. Camp Attendant : Arrest? What for? Clouseau : For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government. Camp Attendant : Lewd and suggestive remarks? Clouseau : Also for indecent exposure... doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here? Camp Attendant : No. Clouseau : What?! Camp Attendant : This is a nudist colony.

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