Shrek quotes

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Donkey
Shrek

View Quote Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?
Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.
Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.

View Quote Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

View Quote Lord Farquaad: [upon seeing Shrek] What is that? Urgh, it's hideous!
Shrek: Well that's not very nice. [looks at Donkey] It's just a donkey.

View Quote Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh it's me... in this body.
Donkey: Shrek?! Oh my word! YOU ATE THE PRINCESS!

View Quote Blue flower, red thorns, blue flower, red thorns... this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind!

View Quote [Fiona is trying to hide indoors before nightfall.]
Donkey: Wait a minute, now I see what's going on here. [slight pause] You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?
Fiona: Why... yes! Yes, that's it, I'm terrified!
Donkey: Don't worry, princess, I used to be afraid of the dark too. But that was until-- No, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

View Quote Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (looks down at his hooves) I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES! (sadly) I think I need a hug...

View Quote Princess, you're not that ugly. Well, all right, you are ugly; I ain't gonna lie to you. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7!

View Quote Don't die on me, Shrek. Oh, and if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

View Quote (seeing Lord Farquaad's enormous castle) Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?

View Quote Nobody move! I have a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it!

View Quote (encountering ogre hunters) ROOOOAAAR!!! [the hunters scream in terror; Shrek lowers his voice to a whisper] This is the part where you run away.

View Quote (upon seeing the castle where Fiona is held prisoner) Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location!

View Quote (to Fiona, as he goes to rescue Donkey from the dragon) Well, I have to save my ass.