Ronnie: You gotta come see the baby. She's beautiful. And Veronica wants to make dinner for you.
Pat: Congratulations on the baby, but I'm not buying the invitation.
Ronnie: 'Cause you think Veronica still hates you.
Pat: I know Veronica still hates me.
Ronnie: It's not true.
Pat: Yes, it is. Nikki always said that Ronnie's wife keeps her social calendar where she keeps his balls, in her purse.
Ronnie: That's not true.
Veronica: Ronnie! What are you doing?
Ronnie: Okay, it's a little true. But if you think she still hates you, you're wrong because why would she tell me to invite you to dinner? Hmm?
Veronica: Did you invite him?
Ronnie: Yes.
Veronica: Well, can he make it?
Ronnie: I don't know yet! [to Pat] Can you make it next Sunday?
Pat: Congratulations on the baby, but I'm not buying the invitation.
Ronnie: 'Cause you think Veronica still hates you.
Pat: I know Veronica still hates me.
Ronnie: It's not true.
Pat: Yes, it is. Nikki always said that Ronnie's wife keeps her social calendar where she keeps his balls, in her purse.
Ronnie: That's not true.
Veronica: Ronnie! What are you doing?
Ronnie: Okay, it's a little true. But if you think she still hates you, you're wrong because why would she tell me to invite you to dinner? Hmm?
Veronica: Did you invite him?
Ronnie: Yes.
Veronica: Well, can he make it?
Ronnie: I don't know yet! [to Pat] Can you make it next Sunday?
Ronnie : You gotta come see the baby. She's beautiful. And Veronica wants to make dinner for you.
Pat : Congratulations on the baby, but I'm not buying the invitation.
Ronnie : 'Cause you think Veronica still hates you.
Pat : I know Veronica still hates me.
Ronnie : It's not true.
Pat : Yes, it is. Nikki always said that Ronnie's wife keeps her social calendar where she keeps his balls, in her purse.
Ronnie : That's not true.
Veronica : Ronnie! What are you doing?
Ronnie : Okay, it's a little true. But if you think she still hates you, you're wrong because why would she tell me to invite you to dinner? Hmm?
Veronica : Did you invite him?
Ronnie : Yes.
Veronica : Well, can he make it?
Ronnie : I don't know yet! [to Pat] Can you make it next Sunday?
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