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Kale: Fiji?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
Kale: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun!
Kale: It's monsoon season!
Sinbad: Oh, and the women!
Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Sinbad: Exactly!
Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
Kale: Oh, beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun!
Kale: It's monsoon season!
Sinbad: Oh, and the women!
Kale: They're cannibals, Sinbad.
Sinbad: Exactly!
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Kale: What happened down here?
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]
Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Kale: Try me.
Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of chaos? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.
[Kale laughs at Sinbad.]
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Marina: So, how do we get down?
Sinbad: I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.
Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Sinbad: Of all the ungrateful--! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!
Sinbad: I don't know. [She stares at him.] I don't know yet.
Marina: You scaled a thousand-foot tower of ice, and you don't know how to get down?
Sinbad: Of all the ungrateful--! Look, if you'd rather take your chances on your own, that can be arranged!
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Marina: You're rescuing me.
Sinbad: Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.
Sinbad: Yes, if that's what you want to call it. But this is going to cost you another diamond. Rescues are not part of the usual tourist package.
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Proteus (US): Do you realize how serious this is?
Proteus (UK): Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Sinbad: Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?
Proteus: You've betrayed Syracuse!
Sinbad: Oh! Not you, too.
Proteus: Stealing the Book of Peace, when you knew how much it meant to us!
Marinus: And making Marina cheat on Proteus!
Proteus: [into a megaphone that Marinus gave to him, shocked] What? Sinbad stole the Book of Peace and now you tell me that Marina cheated on me?
[Marina walks to Sinbad's jail cell, hears what Proteus just said and stops as everybody stares in shock in the jail cell's direction]
Proteus: [into megaphone, while Marinus glares outside the jail cell] Oops.
[The crowd promptly panics]
Proteus (UK): Do you have any idea how serious this is?
Sinbad: Do you realize how many times I've heard that today?
Proteus: You've betrayed Syracuse!
Sinbad: Oh! Not you, too.
Proteus: Stealing the Book of Peace, when you knew how much it meant to us!
Marinus: And making Marina cheat on Proteus!
Proteus: [into a megaphone that Marinus gave to him, shocked] What? Sinbad stole the Book of Peace and now you tell me that Marina cheated on me?
[Marina walks to Sinbad's jail cell, hears what Proteus just said and stops as everybody stares in shock in the jail cell's direction]
Proteus: [into megaphone, while Marinus glares outside the jail cell] Oops.
[The crowd promptly panics]
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Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.
Sinbad: Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.
Sinbad: Why, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.
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Rat: It just ends, Captain! It's the edge of the world!
Gin: [To Li] Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold]
Gin: [To Li] Pay up, it's flat. [Li hands him some gold]
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Sinbad: And you are?
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.
Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.
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Sinbad: This has to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
Eris: Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.
Eris: Don't push your luck. You're cute. But not that cute.
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[after hooking onto the fish and everyone is seasick]
Sailors: No Spike... Don't...
[Spike vomits]
Sailor: Hey, where'd he get the carrots?
Sailors: No Spike... Don't...
[Spike vomits]
Sailor: Hey, where'd he get the carrots?
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[Everyone is seasick from being towed in the wake of a giant fish.]
Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?
Marina: I don't know, but he owes me lunch.
Sinbad: Whose idea was that again?
Marina: I don't know, but he owes me lunch.
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[last lines; Sinbad just had sex with Eris. Marinus was shocked upon learning this, but Marina wasn't]
Marinus: Pickles and prune juice! Both of you have had sex? [the camera focuses on Marinus, who smiles] Try me.
[the screen fades dark to just Marinus, then fades completely dark]
Marinus: Pickles and prune juice! Both of you have had sex? [the camera focuses on Marinus, who smiles] Try me.
[the screen fades dark to just Marinus, then fades completely dark]
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[very last lines; Sinbad and Marina argue]
Sinbad: If Eris is in love with you and she has a crush on me, that would be very weird.
Marinus: I know.
Sinbad: And If there's anything else I need to tell you, I broke your iPod.
Marinus: [shocked] WHAT?!
[Hearing him, Sinbad hides from Marinus until Marinus calms down. He takes a deep breath and walks up to Marinus]
Sinbad: I'm sorry I broke your iPod, but I've got a plan. I'll be with Marina, while you take care of Eris.
Marinus: What a great idea, Sinbad. [walks over to Eris when he stops and looks at the viewer] By the way, this is an adult animated movie, so...do carry on.
Sinbad: If Eris is in love with you and she has a crush on me, that would be very weird.
Marinus: I know.
Sinbad: And If there's anything else I need to tell you, I broke your iPod.
Marinus: [shocked] WHAT?!
[Hearing him, Sinbad hides from Marinus until Marinus calms down. He takes a deep breath and walks up to Marinus]
Sinbad: I'm sorry I broke your iPod, but I've got a plan. I'll be with Marina, while you take care of Eris.
Marinus: What a great idea, Sinbad. [walks over to Eris when he stops and looks at the viewer] By the way, this is an adult animated movie, so...do carry on.