Slap Her She's French quotes

View Quote Dad: Is that our girl? Ooh la la.
Randolph: She's no Starla.
Starla: Thank you, Randolph.
Randolph: She looks nothing like a drag queen.

View Quote Genevieve: I hate you, and this town and all the pathetic inbreds that live here.
Starla: Say what you want about me, but don't mess with Splendona.

View Quote Kyle: Come on babe, we're just dancing.
Starla: That's not dancing, that's... dry humping!
Genevieve: I'm sorry, that's how we dance in my country.
Starla: Well, then everyone in your country's a big fat whore!
[Genevieve grabs Starla by her neck]
Genevieve: [whispering in Starla's ear] Maybe if you knew how to keep your man happy, he wouldn't have to dance with a whore such as myself!

View Quote Mom: What? I don't like this Japanese music.
Randolph: It's Mozart.
Mom: No, smartie, Mozart played the piano.

View Quote Mr. LeDuke: [speaking French] Excuse me, miss. Where is the library?
Starla: [speaking French] The library is in the centre of town. Perhaps we can meet there this afternoon for casual sex. We can mate like angry weasels while an elderly nun watches. [in English] See, and you thought I wasn't motivated enough to pass.
Mr. LeDuke: Starla!
Starla: Wait there's more.. [in French] I have a mouth like ten fingers and ten fingers like a mouth... and i want to ride your horsie, cowboy.
Mr. LeDuke: Stop right there young lady! Now I realize it's natural to develop a crush on an older more experienced man, but I am married.
Starla: Eww! You and me? You wish, Chewbacca. Sir.

View Quote Randolph: You know, I could help you study.
Starla: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla: Ha, I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.

View Quote Starla: Ashley, Tanner, y'all are my best friends in the world and I don't care who wins, as long as it's one of us.
Ashley: Aww, Starla.
Starla: ...and Tanner, you can barely see those bags under your eyes. If the lighting's right, maybe the judges won't either. Heck, they'll be too busy taking bets about when Ashley's gonna pop outta that dress.

View Quote Starla: It's people like you who give America a bad name.
Ed: You're one to talk, you conniving blonde bimbo.
[Genevieve bursts into tears]
Starla: Now look at what you've done. I have a good mind to have Kyle come and beat you off... up. Beat you up.

View Quote Starla: Play this tape!
Tape: [Starla's voice] The whole school is nothing but a bunch of phony posers, a list of users, losers and self abusers.
Starla: Actually, that's not the right tape.

View Quote Starla: Shit, where's that snail-eating, Bordeaux-swilling, America-foreign-policy-opposing, leg-not-shaving whore-slut?
Ed: Whoa there, cowgirl.

View Quote Starla: What does it say about me?
Ashley: Here it is, right underneath the lunch menu. And for Genevieve's presence among us, due thanks must go to Stalra Grady.
Starla: Stalra? Stalra?

View Quote Bonjour, y'all.

View Quote I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?

View Quote I'm going to get you, Kermit, you're going down!

View Quote It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French.