Slap Shot quotes

18 total quotes

Dialogues
Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)
The Hanson Brothers (Steve, Jack and Jeff)

View Quote Joe McGrath: You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
Reggie Dunlop: I just did.

View Quote Joe McGrath: They've come tonight...to challenge the Chiefs, the toughest team in the Federal League. Not this...bunch of...p***ies (stomps out out locker room)
Reggie Dunlop: Scouts?

View Quote Johnny Upton: They're ****in horrible looking
Reggie Dunlop: Don't look at me it was the old man's doing
Johnny Upton: What the old man trade for these assholes a used puck bag? Watch Braden he's gonna do something
Ned Braden: Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Johnny Upton: Are you guys brothers..ha ha ha ha what a life!

View Quote Reggie Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a d**e! I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!

View Quote Reggie Dunlop: You guys triplets or something?
Jack Hanson: Nah, I am in the middle...Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18
Reggie Dunlop: Where ya from?
Jack Hanson: Iron League
Reggie Dunlop: The Iron League huh, lotta fights?
Jack Hanson: Nah..hey I wanna a soda
Reggie Dunlop: We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own
Jack Hanson: Ok coach....Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer

View Quote Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a f*g to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, cause he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge: How dare you. How DARE you!"

View Quote Reggie Dunlop: Lard ass Barkley Donaldson,You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off, He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, CALLED US NAMES! But Dave was there. Dave's a killer.
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.
Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?.
Reggie Dunlop:Ok guys. Show us what you got![looking directly to the Hansons]

View Quote Reggie Dunlop: Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Put some ****in' lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden (sarcastically): Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.

View Quote Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck ****.
Reggie Dunlop: All I can get.

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[discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English]
Denis Lemieux: Icing 'appen when dee puck come down... Bang! ... You know... before dee udder guy. ...Nobody dere. My arm go comes up like dis, den dee game stop den start hup."

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[discussing penalties, in broken English]
Denis Lemieux: You go to da box for 2 minutes, ya know, by yourself...you feel shame...and then you get free.
Jim Carr: Uh the Chiefs are at home tonight against Hyannisport at The War Memorial at 8. Good seats are still available.

View Quote [after meeting the Hansons]
Reggie Dunlop: You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are r****ds.
McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop:: They brought their ****in toys!
McGrath: I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag? Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.

View Quote [Cheifs fashion show]
Jim Ahern: I look like some sorta **** suckin ****!
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash them Joe! I am gonna flash them! I am gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I am gonna open this **** bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!
Joe McGrath: You WILL not!
Johhny Upton: Yes I am Joe and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your ****in' fashion shows.

View Quote C'mon Braden our line starts

View Quote Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer