Alan Abernathy quotes
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[Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.
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[to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.
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[to Archer about wind] Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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[yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!
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If Major Chip wants a war, we'll give him war.
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I don't think we killed him enough.
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He went to a seminar, "How to make a success of your small business", my suggestion is to torch the place.