Major Chip Hazard quotes

View Quote Major Chip Hazard! Reporting for duty!

View Quote We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

View Quote [taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

View Quote [to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.

View Quote I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning!

View Quote If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal!

View Quote An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!

View Quote Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory will keep going, and going, and going.

View Quote It's a small world after all.

View Quote Expect no mercy.

View Quote Gorgonite s****.

View Quote [facing Archer] You have a lot of guts. Let's see what they really look like.

View Quote [pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?

View Quote Having fun yet?

View Quote [looking at the Commando Elite store] We have lost the battle. We will not lose the war.

View Quote [threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!

View Quote Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

View Quote [damaged severely] There will be no mer-er-er-er-mercy.