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Timmy Fimple: Dad, you know my birthday? I just want clothes.
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Mr. Mars: Exactly, don't call it violent; call it action. Kids love action. It sells.
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Irwin Wayfair: You put munitions chips into toys?
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Larry Benson: Hello, Mr. Chips.
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Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Alan: Awfully polite for a monster.
Alan: Awfully polite for a monster.
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Archer: What is your name?
Alan: I'm Alan. Now shut up. I gotta do my homework.
Archer: Greetings, Alan-now-shut-up.
Alan: I'm Alan. Now shut up. I gotta do my homework.
Archer: Greetings, Alan-now-shut-up.
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Archer: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta...
Alan: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave.
Alan: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave.
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Stuart: Alright. Suitcase. Briefcase. Keys...hey, where're my keys?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?
Irene: Right where you left them.
Stuart: Oh, and where did I leave them? [Irene takes the keys out of Stuart's pocket] What's wrong with me?
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Christy: I heard your parents had to move here because you got kicked out of ten different schools?
Alan: I did not! [paused for a while] It was only two.
Alan: I did not! [paused for a while] It was only two.
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Stuart: Son, what happened here?
Alan: Nothing. Nothing happened.
Stuart: Oh, really? [and the mass of the toy boat falls out] And how do you explain this?!
Alan: [stummering] I was dusting it, and it fell over.
Stuart: Oh, you were dusting it with what? A croquet mallet?
Alan: Nothing. Nothing happened.
Stuart: Oh, really? [and the mass of the toy boat falls out] And how do you explain this?!
Alan: [stummering] I was dusting it, and it fell over.
Stuart: Oh, you were dusting it with what? A croquet mallet?
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Major Chip Hazard: Sound off, soldiers!
Butch Meathook: Butch Meathook. Sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Glad to have you on board.
Nick Nitro: Nick Nitro. Demolition is my mission.
Major Chip Hazard: Same as your father. He was a good man.
Brick Bazooka: Brick Bazooka. Artillery. Sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Save it for the enemy.
Link Static: Link Static. Communications. Awaiting a patch of orders, sir.
Kip Killigan: Kip Killigan. Sharp as a razor, sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Let me see that weapon. [grabbing Kip's gun, breaking it in half]Standard issue is insufficient.
Butch Meathook: Butch Meathook. Sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Glad to have you on board.
Nick Nitro: Nick Nitro. Demolition is my mission.
Major Chip Hazard: Same as your father. He was a good man.
Brick Bazooka: Brick Bazooka. Artillery. Sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Save it for the enemy.
Link Static: Link Static. Communications. Awaiting a patch of orders, sir.
Kip Killigan: Kip Killigan. Sharp as a razor, sir!
Major Chip Hazard: Let me see that weapon. [grabbing Kip's gun, breaking it in half]Standard issue is insufficient.
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Archer: Alan. If Gorgon's not in that window, is it in this one?
Alan: There's nothing outside the window. There's just stuff outside them.
Archer: What stuff?
Alan: You know. Houses. Electric poles. Christy's house.
Slamfist: And beyond that?
Alan: The mall.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: That's the highway.
Punch-It: And beyond that?
Alan: A million acres of farm.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: I don't know.
Archer: Hmmm. Gorgon.
Alan: There's nothing outside the window. There's just stuff outside them.
Archer: What stuff?
Alan: You know. Houses. Electric poles. Christy's house.
Slamfist: And beyond that?
Alan: The mall.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: That's the highway.
Punch-It: And beyond that?
Alan: A million acres of farm.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: I don't know.
Archer: Hmmm. Gorgon.
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Nick Nitro: It's...only a...flesh wound, sir.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: Did...we...win? [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: Did...we...win? [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.
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Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Irwin: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
Irwin: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.
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Alan: There's a problem with the Commandos.
Larry: Really? What kind of problem?
Stuart: [punches Larry in the face] Your toys nearly killed my son!
Larry: Really? What kind of problem?
Stuart: [punches Larry in the face] Your toys nearly killed my son!
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Stuart: But what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]
Irwin: That would be "Gizmo" over here. [pointing at Larry]
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Archer: Gorgonites. We must help Alan.
Slamfist: But if we fight, we will lose.
Troglokhan: Last time we fought, I woke up at am/fm.
Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
Archer: If we hide, we would still lose. No more hiding.
Slamfist: But if we fight, we will lose.
Troglokhan: Last time we fought, I woke up at am/fm.
Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
Archer: If we hide, we would still lose. No more hiding.
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Major Chip Hazard: Beware. There are 16 Gorgonites.
Christy: 16? Where did they 16 from?
Larry: 7 Gorgonites and 9 people.
Christy: 16? Where did they 16 from?
Larry: 7 Gorgonites and 9 people.
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Stuart: What are you packing, tiny?
Link Static: Packing? Packing you. [trapping Stuart in a giant net bag]
Link Static: Packing? Packing you. [trapping Stuart in a giant net bag]
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Christy: Any sigh of the Gorgonites?
Alan: No, not a thing.
Phil: Come on Christy!
Christy: [kisses Alan on cheek] I'll see ya.
[Alan grabs her dramatically and kisses her]
Gil Mars: [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage] Too bad. This would have been a hell of a commercial.
Alan: No, not a thing.
Phil: Come on Christy!
Christy: [kisses Alan on cheek] I'll see ya.
[Alan grabs her dramatically and kisses her]
Gil Mars: [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage] Too bad. This would have been a hell of a commercial.