[ After losing the bet to the pikeys ] Tommy : Who's proper ****ed now, then? [ Next scene ] Tommy : There's something very wrong about this. It was us who wanted to buy a caravan off of him. Turkish : Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass" then, Tommy? Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him. Tommy : What, you sayin' I can't shoot? Turkish : No Tommy, I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What we're saying is that six pound piece of shit stuck in your pants would do more damage if you fed it to him. Tommy : You saying the gun dont work? Turkish : You've tried it? [ Next scene--Tommy tries to shoot out of the window, but the gun doesn't work ] Turkish : Whoops. Tommy : I wanna see that sneaky ****ing Russian.

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