Celeste Talbert: [sobbing] I got pregnant, and I was so young! And the show made me sign a paper saying I'd never mention the baby! So I went home to Iowa, and I had you, and I gave you to Grandma to raise, and I made up a twin sister Simone who died in a car wreck and said she was your actual mom. And then the show told everyone I had TB and sent my character to a sanitarium in Tierra del Fuego...
Rose: [to herself] Now why can't I write shit like this?
Rose: [to herself] Now why can't I write shit like this?
Celeste Talbert : [sobbing] I got pregnant, and I was so young! And the show made me sign a paper saying I'd never mention the baby! So I went home to Iowa, and I had you, and I gave you to Grandma to raise, and I made up a twin sister Simone who died in a car wreck and said she was your actual mom. And then the show told everyone I had TB and sent my character to a sanitarium in Tierra del Fuego...
Rose : [to herself] Now why can't I write shit like this?
http://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/soapdish/quote_54214.html