Son of the Mask quotes

View Quote Loki: Okay, where is the mask?
Tim Avery: What?
Loki: The mask, my mask. Where is it?
Tim Avery: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Loki: I am Loki, God of Mischief.
Tim Avery: Yeah, and I'm Tim, god of crazy babyland. Will you get out of the way?
Loki: That baby is born of the mask, my mask. And where is it?!
Tim Avery: Born of the mask what? Oh, so that explains why he could pee like that! But wait a minute, this is my baby.
Loki: I don't care about that. Just give me my mask!
Tim Avery: I don't know where it is.
Loki: Oh really? Maybe this will jog your memory! [he holds an axe with some arms holding a gun to shoot]
Police: [in Odin's voice, grabs Loki] LOKI!
Loki: Dad?! [Tim heads away]
Police: I wanted you've left me no other choice.
Loki: I don't have time for this! Look, dad, there's Balder!

View Quote Loki: He did not!
Museum Person: Good God!
Loki: And don't you forget it!
Dr. Neuman: Apparently, you do not agree with my theories.
Loki: Finally. [looks at the mask] This is a fake!
Dr. Neuman: Yes, but it's a good fake. [Loki the mask at him which hits him in the head] Ouch. Sir, that is museum property.
Loki: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me replace it.
Dr. Neuman: What-- what are-- what are you doing? Perhaps I should inform you I suffer from vertigo and I have a lawyer. Hello? Where's my body? Come get me.
Museum Security Guard: Hold it right there!
Dr. Neuman: I don't like it here.
Loki: Thanks for dropping by.
Museum Security Guard: Dropping?
Loki: Bye!

View Quote Shopkeeper: [in Odin's voice] Fool! What in Helvetii were you about to do to this shopkeep?
Loki: Nothing, I was just...
Shopkeeper: Fool! Don't you dare lie to me. You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
Loki: Okay, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor. You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor.
Shopkeeper: [grumbles] I just wish that..
Loki: Can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?
Shopkeeper: NO! I want you to be more like Thor! Now, I've wasted enough time here. I felt a tremor. A child has been born of the mask!
Loki: Wow, a baby's born of the mask, so that sort of makes me kind of like a dad, huh?
Shopkeeper: Find it!
Loki: The baby or the mask?
Shopkeeper: Find the baby and you will find the mask.
Loki: Right.

View Quote Tim: Hello?
Jorge: Hey, buddy. Can you get down here now? Daniel's asking for you.
Tim: No, I can't come in right now. I'm stuck here with my kid!
Jorge: You'd better think of something, he wants to see your drawings before the pitch on Friday.
Tim: I'll do the drawings now and I'll fax 'em over after lunch.
Jorge: All right.
Tim: Okay, bye.

View Quote Tim: [in Odin's voice] LOKI! You have defied me for the last time. [salutes] I've had it up to here with you!
Loki: Dad, please, listen to me. You're holding the baby.
Tim: Silence! You have left me no choice.
Loki: Listen, listen...
Tim: You are here by stripped of your immortal powers and forever banished to the land of mortals.
Loki: No. Please, hear me out. That baby...
Tim: Whoa.

View Quote Tim: Babe! I got incredible news!
Tonya: Really? I think I do too!
Tim: Really? What?
Tonya: Um, you go.
Tim: No, you go.
Tonya: Okay, I'm gonna go.
Tim: Babe, let me go.
Tonya: Okay, go.
Tim: Guess who got moved up to the second floor? [Tonya gasps; both Averys vocalize hip-hop music]
Tonya: Oh god, that is so great! I am so proud of you. Oh, then it was meant to be.
Tim: What's meant to be? What's your news?
Tonya: I've been feeling really funky all day, and you're not gonna believe this.

View Quote [last lines] Tonya: Yeah! Yeah! Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character.
Tim: What? Really?
Tonya: Yeah. [she and Tim kissing each other]
Tim: What do you think about that, Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound? [Alvey winks]