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Bill Gates: Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- Einstein's unified filed theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill.
Titan: [singing:] I am Titan, I am strong!
Ham: [singing:] No one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan and he slips] Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. [Luna looking at Ham, mad] What?
Dr. Bob: And to think, I almost dropped out of Havard to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?
Bill Gates: Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity.


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