Dark Helmet quotes
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[choking and gagging; pulls up mask] I can't breathe in this thing!
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So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Yogurt! Yogurt! [referring to the character] I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
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I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you can handle it.
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What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
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[feeling the force of going at Ludicrous Speed] My brains are going into my feet!
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[aiming his Schwartz ring at Lone Starr's crotch] Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.
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I'll bet she gives great helmet.
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Commence operation [pause] Vacu-suck.
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[Mr.Radar has just been "jammed".] There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls down helmet as camera zooms in on his face] Lone Starr! [camera slams into his face and knocks him out]
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I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Come back here, you fat bearded bitch!
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[After discovering that most of his ship's crew consists of members of the same Asshole family] I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!(Pulls down his helmet) Keep firing, Assholes!
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Aw, buckle this!
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1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!