Colonel Sandurz : I don't know. They must have hyperjets on that thing! Dark Helmet : And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?! Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! Dark Helmet : Well find them, catch them! Colonel Sandurz : Yes sir! Prepare ship for light speed! Dark Helmet : No-no-no, light speed is too slow! Colonel Sandurz : Light speed too slow? Dark Helmet : Yes, we'll have to go right to... ludicrous speed ! [The entire crew gasps.] Colonel Sandurz : Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it! Dark Helmet : What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken ? Colonel Sandurz : [stuttering] Prepare ship--prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo... Dark Helmet : Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed! Colonel Sandurz : Sir, hadn't you better buckle up? Dark Helmet : Aw, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! Go!!

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