J. Jonah Jameson quotes

View Quote [speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little ****tail weenies.

View Quote [discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!

View Quote Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?

View Quote What, are you lookin' for a raise? Get out!

View Quote [looking at Spider-Man's suit] Yes...Spider-Man...was a hero. I just couldn't see it. [*THWIP*] He was a... [looks to see that Spider-Man has stolen back the suit] A THIEF! A CRIMINAL! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall-crawling arachnid PROSECUTED! I want him STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB! [looks up at the skylight] I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!