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[Peter B. Parker: This could literately not get any weirder.] It can get weirder. I just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet. No other reason.
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My name is Peter Porker. I was bitten by a radioactive pig. I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic, and I dance, and I do this with my pants–
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Can you float in the air at the smell of a delicious pie?
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Miles, the hardest thing about this job is– you can't always save everybody.
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Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.
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[last words to Miles before returning to his universe] I want you to have this. It'll fit in your pocket. That's all folks.
[against scorpion]you got a problem with cartoons?