[Post-credit scene – a caption reads "Meanwhile, in Nueva York..." and a hologram woman appears in a darkly-lit spacious hallway]
Lyla: You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara / Spider-Man 2099: [offscreen] We can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla: A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla: Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but– here's the good news.
Miguel: Oh, here we go.
Lyla: The multiverse didn't collapse.
O'Hara: Oh, cool!
Lyla: A little touch and go. But it worked out.
O'Hara: Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla: It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
O'Hara: Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and it bums me out.
Lyla: Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
O'Hara: Not excited. [the watch attaches itself to his wrist] Ow!
Lyla: But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump, or the last.
O'Hara: Okay, so we're just– gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla: So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Spider-Man: 2099: Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [jumps into Earth-67]
1967: Whoa! What the–?
2099: I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
1967: [pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you?
2099: [pointing back] I–I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
1967: [pointing back] How dare you point at me!
2099: [pointing back] You–you were pointing first.
1967: It's rude to point.
2099: You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! You're saying I'm not who I say I am!
[scene focuses on J. Jonah Jameson and a NYPD officer]
Police officer: Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Spider-Man: [continuing to point at each other] 2099: You're pointing at me right now as you say that! Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now!
1967: I'm not pointing, you're pointing. I'm just pointing out your pointing. Which is different from normal pointing.
2099: What is it doing?! You are pointing...
1967: You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you, and then you'll know–
2099: YOU'RE accusing ME of pointing when you're–!!
[scene cuts suddenly to a title card reading "THE END"]
Lyla: You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara / Spider-Man 2099: [offscreen] We can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla: A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara: I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla: Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but– here's the good news.
Miguel: Oh, here we go.
Lyla: The multiverse didn't collapse.
O'Hara: Oh, cool!
Lyla: A little touch and go. But it worked out.
O'Hara: Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla: It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
O'Hara: Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and it bums me out.
Lyla: Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
O'Hara: Not excited. [the watch attaches itself to his wrist] Ow!
Lyla: But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump, or the last.
O'Hara: Okay, so we're just– gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla: So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Spider-Man: 2099: Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [jumps into Earth-67]
1967: Whoa! What the–?
2099: I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
1967: [pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you?
2099: [pointing back] I–I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
1967: [pointing back] How dare you point at me!
2099: [pointing back] You–you were pointing first.
1967: It's rude to point.
2099: You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! You're saying I'm not who I say I am!
[scene focuses on J. Jonah Jameson and a NYPD officer]
Police officer: Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Spider-Man: [continuing to point at each other] 2099: You're pointing at me right now as you say that! Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now!
1967: I'm not pointing, you're pointing. I'm just pointing out your pointing. Which is different from normal pointing.
2099: What is it doing?! You are pointing...
1967: You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you, and then you'll know–
2099: YOU'RE accusing ME of pointing when you're–!!
[scene cuts suddenly to a title card reading "THE END"]
[Post-credit scene – a caption reads "Meanwhile, in Nueva York..." and a hologram woman appears in a darkly-lit spacious hallway]
Lyla : You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara / Spider-Man 2099 : [offscreen] We can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla : A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara : I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla : Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but– here's the good news.
Miguel : Oh, here we go.
Lyla : The multiverse didn't collapse.
O'Hara : Oh, cool!
Lyla : A little touch and go. But it worked out.
O'Hara : Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla : It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
O'Hara : Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and it bums me out.
Lyla : Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
O'Hara : Not excited. [the watch attaches itself to his wrist] Ow!
Lyla : But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump, or the last.
O'Hara : Okay, so we're just– gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla : So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Spider-Man :
2099 : Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [jumps into Earth-67]
1967 : Whoa! What the–?
2099 : I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
1967 : [pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you?
2099 : [pointing back] I–I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
1967 : [pointing back] How dare you point at me!
2099 : [pointing back] You–you were pointing first.
1967 : It's rude to point.
2099 : You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! You're saying I'm not who I say I am!
[scene focuses on J. Jonah Jameson and a NYPD officer]
Police officer : Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson : Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Spider-Man : [continuing to point at each other]
2099 : You're pointing at me right now as you say that! Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now!
1967 : I'm not pointing, you're pointing. I'm just pointing out your pointing. Which is different from normal pointing.
2099 : What is it doing?! You are pointing...
1967 : You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you, and then you'll know–
2099 : YOU'RE accusing ME of pointing when you're–!!
[scene cuts suddenly to a title card reading "THE END"]
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